Once upon a time, there lived a what was seemingly an everyday teenage girl. Until one day, she realised she was in fact a tiger turtle :O. She made “rawr” noises, and her favourite colour was green, therefore, she must have been a tiger turtle. Her name wasn’t always “Tommy”, but she had a love for alliterations, so she changed it to Tommy. Tommy The Tiger Turtle.
Once everyone realised she was a tiger turtle, people grew scared of her, and didn’t want to play with her anymore. She was left without any friends, and this saddened her. Even her parents were worrying, and thinking about where they went wrong. Eventually, due to lack of attention, Tommy developed serious depression, and had dreams every night about killing herself. She couldn’t shoot herself, cause turtles are too small to do that. She thought, “I’ll climb to the top of my school then jump”. But due to the lack of speed present in turtles, it took her about a month to eventually reach the top( mind you, even when she was a human, it probably would of took that long anyways; OOH BURN) ha ha.
After Tommy finally reached the top, she shouted down, “RIGHT
EVERYONE, I’MA DO IT, I’MA JUMP OFF THIS MOTHAFUCKING BUILDING, YO”.
Everyone down below failed to acknowledge this. All Tommy wanted was a
little attention, or a friend, someone to talk to. Tommy began to
frantically scream for attention, and broke down in tears. All of a
sudden, a big crazy bear came and saved Tommy from her horrible death!
“Who are you, Mr.Bear?” asked Tommy.
“I’m Bryo, the bent bear. I know how you feel, and i’m here to be your friend” replied the bear.
Tommy’s eyes swelt with tears of happiness, she forgot what it felt like to be happy.
So, there they went. Tommy and Bryo left the roof the school to go engage in their new best friendship. From there on out, they did everything together, picnics, swimming, ice skating, you name it.
It really does go to show, no matter what kind of freak you are, there will always be someone who feels the same way as you do, just waiting eagerly for some compassion.
Well, thank you for reading ;D.
Goodbye (: xoxo
All of a sudden, a big crazy bear came and saved Tommy from her horrible death!
Posted by: James Morgan - Puritan Financial Advisor | 10/11/2010 at 03:04 AM